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Insurance Jokes

FunnyinsurancewithAndrewGGordonIncGetting proper insurance coverage is no laughing matter, but sometimes it's nice to lighten things up a little. I've scoured the Internet for some funny insurance jokes and claims, and here are my favorites! 

1. An insurance agent went to a museum and he accidentally hit a statue.
Museum Administrator: “That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!”
Insurance agent: “Thank God! I thought it was a new one.”

2. An invisible car come out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

3. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

4. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.

5. My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

6.To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.

7. You ought to feel highly honored," said the businessman to the life insurance agent, "so far today I have had my secretary turn away seven insurance agents."
"Yes, I know," replied the agent, "I'm one of them."

8. Would Transformers buy life insurance... or car insurance?

Check out our other funny blogs!
-Funny Insurance Explanations
-Insurance Haikus
-Weird Insurance: Interesting Stories
Here are the sites I browsed:

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