The statements below are taken from actual insurance accident claims forms. They are real (according to the internet). Read, laugh, and be glad it wasn’t you.
- I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
- The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
- My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
- When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
- I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
- The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
- I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.
- The car in front of me stopped for a yellow light, so I had no choice but to hit him. (She pushed him through the intersection)
General Disaster:
- Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.
- I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
- As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
- In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
- I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
Who to Blame?
- No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
- I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.
- I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
- On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.
- The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
- Windshield broke. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
- I left for work this morning at 7am as usual when I collided straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.
- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
- I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
Jokes Courtesy of “Swap meet Dave- Funny Insurance Claims”
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